Pet friendly non-smoking, nondrinking, non-partying super-tech-savvy comedian seeks a place for three nights starting February 10.
Greetings, I am a New York-based professional comedian. Please don't let that scare you -- I do not smoke, drink or do drugs (never have), I wake up early, I am very quiet and professional, and I have excellent credit and own real estate in Manhattan, New York City. So you might be thinking, what's with the "too much information"... if only you knew how people judge you when you tell them you're a comedian. They think you're completely destitute, that you smoke weed and snort cocaine all the time and stay up till the wee hours of the morning blaring your television and having all kinds of drug freaks over at all hours of the night. Nothing could be further from the truth. Oh yes, and my father and mother are still together -- I know that makes me dysfunctional but I can't help it -sorry.
I'm not your typical New York type - I'm pretty laid back, and most people who meet me think I am more the LA type. Unfortunately I will have a rental car, so therefore I will need hassle-free parking.
I'm the ideal guest because I don't make a lot of noise, and also because I'm very energy conscious and always turn off the lights and recycle religiously. I get to bed around midnight so I'm not looking for an all-night party situation. One added benefit of having me as your guest is that as a former senior engineer with Intel, I am extremely tech savvy and can help you with your computer. Also if you have a cat or dog, I absolutely love animals and would be happy to give them some love and attention.
You can either e-mail me or call me 24 hours a day (I shut off my phone when I'm sleeping) at 646-246-7427. By the way, if you see this ad, I'm still looking; I will take the ad down once I have found a place. By the way, it would be extremely helpful if you could include the address (or, if you don't want to give the exact address, which is understandable, perhaps an intersection that is close by).
For more information about me, you can point your browser to www.nainan.com, and you can check out my latest video clip at
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/nainan/video/x3jfo9_dan-nainan-performs-for-4500-people_fun
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